Monday, June 22, 2009

Does PETA Believe in Saint Jude?

As soon as I heard the news that the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals were unveiling an ad campaign in Argentina to promote vegetarianism--featuring none other than Ernesto "Che" Guevara's hot, 24-year old granddaughter Lydia oufitted in pseudo camouflage gear--the thought occurred to me that perhaps the militant animal rights organization were followers of the Roman Catholic Church's patron of lost and desperate causes. For anyone with even a cursory knowledge of the eating habits of that particular South American nation's people knows what staunch carnivores they are. (Venezuelans, too.) Oh, well...

Worst. Monday. Morning. Quarterbacking. Ever.

I’m talking about as little as possible about what’s on the horizon because I get into an uncontrollable rage when I discuss it or even thin...