Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Woe is GOP

Swing State Project has put together "The Modern Republican Party: A Compendium of Catastrophe" which goes through the "Republican hubris, fuckups and misfortunes" of the last 18 months.

Some of my faves include:

- Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann is forced to recant her unsubstantiated, unsourced claim of a covert plan by Iran to set up "a terrorist safe haven zone" in Iraq, which would be known as the "Iraq State of Islam" and would be a base of operations from which to attack other countries in the Middle East and the US.

- Michigan congressman Tim Walberg’s assertion that Iraq was as safe as Detroit or Chicago.

- 60% of the local party in Lyndhurst, NJ—including the entire Republican governing party—switches from the GOP to the Democrats.

- Retiring Virginia congressman Tom Davis’ allegation that his party’s "brand is so bad right now that if it were a dog food, they'd take it off the shelf."

- Unable to agree on a suitable replacement for disgraced congressman Vito Fossella—after the two most promising potential candidates declined to run—Staten Island conservatives decide to endorse a Democrat.


Man, if the Democrats lose this election they need to close up shop, send eveybody home and board up the place. Seriously.

2 comments:

  1. There hasn't been much discussion yet, but signs are saying that it might be time for the GOP to fold up shop and rebrand itself. Personally, I hope they bring the Whigs back.

    Man Bush and Rove really F'ed their shit up.

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  2. Seriously.

    Which is why they lucked out in getting McCain to run against a black dude (who's ahead in every poll, btw). This time, Kerry would win by a landslide.

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