Wednesday, July 2, 2008

McCain Has Celebrity Endorsements, Too

Lost amidst all the brouhaha over Barack Obama's recent celebrity endorsements, is how his rival, the senator from Arizona and GOP presidential candidate, can now count on the support of none other than "Ponch" and that other dude from Bio-Dome. (Who's Pauly Shore supporting, anyway?) Now, if he can get Andrew "Dice" Clay, The Dukes of Hazzard guys, and Chuck Norris to come on board, he's set! (Have they called Pat Sajak or Ricky Schroeder, yet?)

And you thought Hollywood was just one huge bastion of liberalism...shame on you.

Pro-Death

South Carolina Republicans want to impose the death penalty on South Carolinian women who seek abortions in another state. You know, because...