If I cheat someone out of of $5000, a friend or loved one is going to have to bail me out of Rikers.
Meanwhile, Bernie Madoff not only bilked people and charitable institutions to the tune of $50 billion and gets house arrest, but now he also wants to keep close to $70m in personal assets and his $7m penthouse.
WHY THE FUCK IS HE NOT BEHIND BARS? SEND HIM TO JAIL, NOW!
IS THERE NO FUCKING SENSE OF JUSTICE IN THIS COUNTRY ANYMORE?!