Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Simple Madoff Math

If I cheat someone out of of $5000, a friend or loved one is going to have to bail me out of Rikers.

Meanwhile, Bernie Madoff not only bilked people and charitable institutions to the tune of $50 billion and gets house arrest, but now he also wants to keep close to $70m in personal assets and his $7m penthouse.

WHY THE FUCK IS HE NOT BEHIND BARS? SEND HIM TO JAIL, NOW!

IS THERE NO FUCKING SENSE OF JUSTICE IN THIS COUNTRY ANYMORE?!

Worst. Monday. Morning. Quarterbacking. Ever.

I’m talking about as little as possible about what’s on the horizon because I get into an uncontrollable rage when I discuss it or even thin...