Wednesday, July 2, 2008

McCain Has Celebrity Endorsements, Too

Lost amidst all the brouhaha over Barack Obama's recent celebrity endorsements, is how his rival, the senator from Arizona and GOP presidential candidate, can now count on the support of none other than "Ponch" and that other dude from Bio-Dome. (Who's Pauly Shore supporting, anyway?) Now, if he can get Andrew "Dice" Clay, The Dukes of Hazzard guys, and Chuck Norris to come on board, he's set! (Have they called Pat Sajak or Ricky Schroeder, yet?)

And you thought Hollywood was just one huge bastion of liberalism...shame on you.

The Enemy Is Us

Can we be honest here? We can attack #TRE45ON and his sycophantic minions for their decidedly unAmerican, fascist dreams of a theocratic dic...